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The Shut​-​Ups Are Girls Singing Songs

by The Shut-Ups

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1.
Everyday 03:26
I never wanted to get out of bed I’d curse the sunlight when the morning came Get on the school bus with the living dead Until you told me that you felt the same Bass drum beating in my chest Boom Boom Boom - it won’t let me rest. And the clock goes - beep beep, but I never did get to sleep ‘Cause EVERYDAY is the best day of my life. What’s bad gets better if you let it EVERYDAY is the best day of my life Want my love? You’re gonna get it. When you feel empty in a crowded place Is it because you’re really missing me? When you’re alone do you fill up the space With the thought of maybe kissing me? Everyone’s giving love a chance Everyone’s in a new romance I’m seeing what I want to see And that’s how it looks to me EVERYDAY is the best day of my life What’s bad gets better if you let it EVERYDAY is the best day of my life Want my love? You’re gonna get it. You’re gonna get it. So come, come and get it. How long till you prove me wrong? How long can I sing this song? Not a lot you can do or say; I don’t believe in yesterday, so.. EVERYDAY is the best day of my life What’s bad gets better so you better let it EVERYDAY is the best day of my life Want my love? You’re gonna get it. You’re gonna get it. So come, Come and get it.
2.
You’ll pay for this I mean, for lunch Let’s not be friends But thanks a bunch I should be stabbing your eyes with my spoonfork Throwing my fries in your face Writhing around like I’m wounded And telling the world what you’ve done But I don’t see the point of it. WHATEVERVILLE Gotta go. Hey, no hard feelings here. ‘Cause Funkytown Is not my crowd They’re in my face And very loud But I found me the coolest of places Where people can keep to themselves It’s a world exactly like this one Only no one’s in love I’m never coming back WHATEVERVILLE It’s okay Hey I’m all ready WHATEVERVILLE It’s okay Hey I’m already there. Don’t tell me why. I understand “goodbye." Don’t tell me who. What good would knowing do? I wish I could forget the things I know already. You’d be surprised How much it’s grown They’re coming here To be alone Where everyone’s turned down their music (They even forget that it’s on) And no one remembers their nightmares And nobody daydreams at all ‘Cause no one really cares. WHATEVERVILLE It’s okay Hey No hard feelings EVERVILLE It’s okay, hey, No hard feelings...
3.
Someday, I’ll call you my boyfriend. Meantime, I’ll borrow your sweater. Your heart is sick but I’m not Dr. Love; I can’t make it better. Tell you what: You gotta work it out And BRING IT BACK TO ME. I can’t be wooed with a slow dance. I can’t be bought with some flowers. And I can’t be moved by pretty words; I’m not impressed by your powers. Move yourself! You gotta work it out And BRING IT BACK TO ME. I, I know you’ve got your problems and I feel for you, I do. Go on and try to solve your problems or they’ll be my problems too. I take good care of my garden. I’ll pull you out like a weed If I’m not what you really want, But just what you need. What you need You gotta work it out And BRING IT BACK TO ME.
4.
Alone Amongst The scowls And the sneers, I yearn to meet my love. And in my ears, He sings To me KURT COBAIN! When I play him very loud, His guitar’s a mushroom cloud, Destroying every crowd. HE’S THE ONE! When I’m having a lousy day, He would never smile and say, “It’s gonna be okay." HE’S THE ONE! When life is a poison gas, And you can feel it slowly pass Through a godforsaken ass. HE’S THE ONE! When I’m full of fear and doubt, He’ll never sell me out. He’ll just let me sit and pout That’s what KURT COBAIN’S ABOUT! Don’t see me Don’t feel me Don’t touch me Don’t try to heal me Don’t bug me Don’t tease me Don’t call me Don’t try to please me Why must I wait so long? HE’S THE ONE To save me from this place. KURT COBAIN If you want to help me cope, Don’t disturb my morning mope To give me words of hope. HE’S THE ONE! To break my final fall. It’s his name that I’ll call. All we are is all in all we all are. HE’S THE ONE He’s tiring of the grind. He’s looking more resigned. His skin is...nevermind. HE’S THE ONE ‘Cause we’ll make a pretty pair On the brink of deep despair. We can make our future there. (Plus, he’s a millionaire. Not that I really care, Though it’s nice to have some cash to spare.) What’s that? He’s what? Oh, no!
5.
You try to throw up When you see him kiss my cheek. It isn’t working: Something wrong with your technique. Gag until you vomit. Laugh out loud until you pee. Cry your eyes out when you hear the truth: It’s great to be me! I’m in love: NANNY NANNY BOO BOO! And I don’t even care what you say. When we were besties, You had me rolling on the floor. I loved your put downs. They’re not funny anymore. I lost a so-called friend I wish I’d never had. You’re not worth my attention But it’s fun Making you mad! I’m in love: NANNY NANNY BOO BOO! And I don’t even care what you say. The world can be so cold: So much jealousy we need to rise above. But fear’s the only thing to be afraid of! So don’t forget the golden rule: Be not afraid to be uncool. I’m happy to be made a fool For LOVE. And when you grow up (if you have a life by then), We can laugh at how you were right now, When... I’m in love (NANNY NANNY BOO BOO!) And I don’t even care what you say. I don’t even care.
6.
I was your best friend. Now I don’t think we’re friends at all ‘Cause when I come over There’s a life-sized Barbie Doll Where my friend should be. So this is the end; You have become an OBVIOUS GIRL. What can you say to the OBVIOUS GIRLS Who think they’re in love? When they’re posing and preening And combing their curls? It’s OBVIOUS it isn’t love. Ken is a breast fiend. He’s got you hooked on the world’s worst drug; It makes everything boring And leaves you with a shrug Where the spirit was. There’s nobody here, And you have become an OBVIOUS GIRL. The boys have their way with the OBVIOUS GIRL Who wants to be loved. From the thrills that they steal To the taunts that they hurl, It’s OBVIOUS she won’t be loved. OBVIOUS GIRLS on the playground at night. They’re trying to smoke. Look at ‘em scared they’re not doing it right. Anyone can learn to smoke Keep away, BARBIE! What flies through the air with the greatest of ease In the beaks of the birds and the stings of the bees? What spreads through the schools, beats you down on your knees, And sells off your soul for the prettiest please? And why are my friends always dropping like fleas? If I were the victim, I’d know my disease Wasn’t love! I wish I were ugly. I wish I could run away and hide. But I know the future; I’ll trade away my pride for a fairy tale (And I won’t even care That I can’t get it back). I’ll be joining the ranks of the OBVIOUS GIRLS, Preserving the race. They’ll be cheering me on as my banner unfurls. We’ll march away with flags of white. OBVIOUS GIRLS may be tempted to think They’re in on the joke. There will always be someone to tickle them pink. They’ll never know they are the joke. You’ve fallen in line with the OBVIOUS GIRLS. You’ll be true ‘til the end. Yes, and somewhere ahead there’s a hatchet that twirls, Which you can call “destiny." OBVIOUS GIRLS take a trip to the mall; They’ve heard there’s a sale. They’re spending their money, they’re having a ball But they don’t know that they’re for sale.
7.
I can hear you when you say things, But I won’t be one of your playthings. You use them, Then you lose them. Come on, come on, you know That’s your claim to fame! So I’m sending a reminder; I don’t need another spellbinder. You’re a con man. Oh, come on, man, Come on, come on, you know How you play the game. You mesmerize me, But you can’t surprise me ‘Cause I’ll keep my EYES OPEN Just the same. So your friends say I’m a fighter, A divider not a uniter. I can act tough, but it’s all bluff. Come on, come on, you know Or it’s time you knew. I’ll be so tender Once you surrender, But just keep your EYES OPEN When you do. There’s something in the summer sun that melts my cares away ‘Til I forget there ever was a cloudy day. It almost makes me want to close my eyes. But that would not be wise; I’ve known a lot of guys! You’re assaulting all my senses, So of course I put up defenses. I detect that you respect that. Come on, Come on, you know Love’s a burning flame. The sun is blazing. It feels amazing. It’s just right for sharing, Too bright for staring. But I’ll keep my EYES OPEN Just the same.
8.
Love is the risk we take That our hearts will break Are we thinking clearly? Is this a mistake? Our eyes may be open But how do we know we’re awake? So what if it’s just pretend? Who says that it has to end? It’s no big deal. We’ll feel how it feels to be DREAMING. Love, this is something new. Can I dream with you? Not just for a moment, But all the way through. At least we can fake it. Maybe we’ll make it come true. If lovers are made of dreams, And nothing is what it seems, Then life is cruel, But isn’t it cool to be DREAMING That we know how to dance And the sequined sky is gleaming And we sway in the glow of a disco moon And you tell me I’m not DREAMING. Well, we all deceive With the dreams we weave, But you make me happy; I want to believe. So I’ll look for the magic And not what you have up your sleeve. If everything comes undone, At least we’ve been having fun. It won’t be sad; It isn’t so bad to be DREAMING. And if this is just a dream, Someone’s unholy scheme, Don’t wake up yet. Be glad that we get to be DREAMING. DREAMING of love. Be glad that we get To be DREAMING of love
9.
One Plus One 03:38
Though you’re a pit-stop romancer, You’re nobody’s answer To “Who’s your girlfriend?” They’re always dying to meet you But not to complete you. So take a minute; Think about your fate. Take a minute; It’s time to calculate. ONE PLUS ONE is more than you’ll ever have. And ONE PLUS ONE is more than you’ll ever put together, Than you’ll ever put together. There may be dozens besides you But as he divides you (You feel connected) Still there’s an end to the action: He’s good at subtraction For just a minute, You’re sure you’re all there is. For just a minute, What’s his is yours, what’s yours is his, But ONE PLUS ONE etc. Your nights are numbered; You’ll never find your bliss. You know they’re numbered; It’s you who’s singing this! ONE PLUS ONE
10.
The Great Mississippi proceeded along my hometown. Jesse and me would go down Where the steamboats rolled by With puffing pipe organs And ferris-wheel paddles And folks who’d wave to me Like they already knew me. As I cried “hello,” the whistle would blow And the steamboat would take them away. But I had to stay. It’s a BIG BIG WORLD after all, So don’t make it small. Hello Manhattan, you look like the Fourth of July With your buildings that light up the sky As they reach for the stars. I got on this airplane To make something happen ‘Cause I can sing pretty. Are you ready, New York City? I knew when I Told my Jesse goodbye, We’d never have much more to say; He asked me to stay. But it’s a BIG BIG WORLD after all, So don’t make it small For me. Do the lights of Manhattan shine down on my Jesse back home? No more than the copperheads roam Spanish Harlem by night. With some of me here and some of me there, There’s no way to fix me; I’m a Yankee whistling Dixie. But wherever I go, Each town says hello, And each crowd calls the name of my song, And I know I belong To a BIG BIG WORLD after all. So don’t make it small for me. It’s a BIG BIG WORLD after all, So don’t make it small.
11.
What you ever done makes you so sure You’re not your mama’s worst mistake? Dreams are only dreams; they don’t come true. What do you do when you’re awake? The coffee’s in your cup. I suggest you drink it all up. If you want love, YOU’RE WORKING FOR ME now! Do you want love? Disinfect the furniture, And flush your filthy habits down the drain. Read a book for grown-ups to remember How it feels to use your brain. If you’d only act your age, You could earn the maximum wage. If you want love, YOU’RE WORKING FOR ME now! Do you want love? It won’t be easy; You got a lot to do. If you don’t think I’m worth it, This is not the job for you. If you don’t make the grade, You don’t get paid. I’m not afraid to be a jerk. You want my love? I’ll make you WORK! Lay off the fried potatoes If you want to make me think you even care. If not right now, then when? Not me, then who? Not this, then what? Not here, then where? You could be living large. Don’t forget it’s me who’s in charge. If you want love, YOU’RE WORKING FOR ME now! Do you want love?
12.
Diary 03:28
Do you want to read my DIARY? Start from the beginning, Read out loud to me. I’m not scared. I’m not scared. You can read my DIARY If you want to. You may be happy with what you know of me so far, With me the way I seem to be And you the way you are. That’s my scam; I’m a sham! So you should read my DIARY Do you want to know The spiteful things that I’ve been thinking of? And how I have undone myself To hurt the ones I love? ‘Cause I don’t wanna lie anymore! Then if you still like me after all you’ve found, I’ll know there’s something wrong with you, But you can stick around If you’re not scared. I’m not scared. Come on and read my DIARY ‘Cause I want you to.

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This record is a comprehensive exploration of the female perspective, which after all these years, is still not well understood. The songs are technically written and played by men, but the protagonists are all young women.

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released March 25, 2023

Recorded mostly 2019­­­­–2022 in Athens, GA at Japanski Recording Studio and Bel*Air Studio.
Engineered by Jason NeSmith and Matthew Tamasin.
Mastered 2022 at Chase Park Transduction in Athens, GA by Jason NeSmith.
Produced by Don Condescending and Jason NeSmith.

All songs by Don Condescending, © + ℗ 2022 Down Syndrome Superhero Music (ASCAP) except #1, #5 and #12 by Don Condescending and Jason NeSmith, © + ℗ 2022 Down Syndrome Superhero Music (ASCAP) and Lepidoptera Music (BMI).

Don Condescending: Vocals, keyboards, programming.
Ben Spraker: Vocals and guitar.
Thad Thompson: Bass and backing vocals.
Jason NeSmith: More guitar, keys, programming, backing vocals, lead vocal on "Eyes Open."

Drums by Eskil Wetterqvist. Drums on #9 by Billy bin Laden. Additional guitar on #9 by Shadraq Meeshaq.

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We're a five-piece new-wave power-pop band from Atlanta and Athens, GA and practice daily at 6AM. We do more before 8AM than most bands do all week.

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