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Ugly Man
04:18
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Ugly man
Somewhere an ugly man
Hippo head, mosquito face, the evidence of evolution gone awry
He thinks of you
And he thinks of me
And he thinks about the glitter, the glamour, the glory we embodify
He lives for us
And what we represent
And what gets him through the evening
Is the dream that our existence is magnificent
As a younger man
He was a troubled soul
He kneel beside his bed at night and pray to God a better life awaited him.
And in a way it did
Cuz he gave up on love
Reluctantly accepting that his mother had severely overrated him.
I’m a pretty boy
And you’re a pretty girl
The world demands we get it on
And when we get it on we look real good!
The Ugly Man
I’m he understands
I’m sure he tries to be content
That somewhere someone’s making somebody feel good.
The ugly thing
Would be to humor him
Pretend you find him charming and your smile will stalk him in his little dreams tonight
Just turn your back
Let him fade to black
‘Cuz if he’s doomed to darkness, how cruel it is to make him think he’s seen the light
There is no light for him
So raise a beer
And shed a tear
That, in the end, the love you make
Is not at all related to the love you crave
We could have been like him
No, but we’re not like him
All we can do is be ourselves
And hope he finds salvation in an early grave
And so tonight
We’ll dedicate our love
To the Ugly Man
And we’ll let it be
The best we ever had!
Cuz shouldn’t we be just as lovely
As he thinks we are?
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2. |
Girls Are Weird
04:11
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I’ve waited by the telephone so many times
I’ve had to say “that’s okay” so many times
They sympathize, they condescend
They say they love me as a friend
I’ve lived and breathed in the old and the new
And if I had the secret I would share it with you
I’ve got my chest hair, I’ve grown a beard
But I’m the same old chump they’ve been having for years
Girls are weird
Girls are weird
Girls are weird
They’re weird
When the Son of Man went out to Galilee
He got no love from the Pharisees
He didn’t even bother with my petty concerns
Now he is who he is, so why won’t I learn?
To give up, to abandon hope
Tune out, turn in, jump the boat
Somewhere out there’s a cross for me
I’d feel a lot better nailed to a tree
They’re not for me
Girls are not for me
When I was a boy
I didn’t know nothing
It was great.
I’ve waited by the telephone so many times
Screamin at the telephone so many times
My love is like a hand grenade
That never clears the barricade
I’ve lived and breathed in the old and the new
But no one calls me the King of the Jews
My chest hair is raging up to my beard
But my face is all blotted and my name’s disappeared.
Girls are weird
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3. |
It's the Law
03:36
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I get back from work
The door is open
DJ scratchin my Bee Gees records
There’s boozy bimbos
Hungry hippies
And a dancing doofus
He’s shouting something:
It’s the law:
You have to party.
Don’t you know it’s the law?
They refuse to leave
So I call the sheriff
She arrives
With rope and handcuffs
She ties me down
And joins the party
I try to protest
She just says:
It’s the law:
You have to party.
Don’t you know it’s the law?
I express some doubt
So I’m sent to prison
Vicious killers
They won’t come near me
They seem to feel that
I’ve crossed a boundary
I’m quite the scandal
I hear them whisper:
It’s the law:
You have to party
You know it’s the law.
Hello, Electric Chair
It’s you and me now
If I were sorry,
They’d show me mercy
But a man don’t like
What a man don’t like
And I don’t like parties
So let me die!
So let me die!
It’s the law:
You have to party!
Let me die, let me die, let me die!
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4. |
If I Were A Party
04:28
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Everybody likes a party
There is no such thing as too much fun
But all of your enchanted evenings
Slither off into oblivion
If I were a party
I wouldn’t end so soon
If I were a party
I’d last a million moons
Everybody likes a party
But you sometimes feel so out of place
He says it’s very nice to see you
Then he’s looking for another face
But If I were a party,
I’d be a party just for you
I may not be a party,
But I’ll see what I can do
Sure I may have had a little wine
Woman, let me be your party
All the time
All the time
Are you tired of being lonely
When there’s no more love to make?
Did the evening make
a promise the morning had to break?
When every day is your birthday
Every errand is an escapade
Every move you make a dance move
Every song you hear a serenade
Yes I will be your party
Just leave it up to me
You don’t think I mean it
Give me time, You’ll see
Pure devotion isn’t yet a crime
Woman, let me be your party
Woman, let me be your party
Woman, let me be your party
All the time
I may not be that good at it
But I’ll try
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The night before I break your heart
It seems for all the world that you’re convinced
That we could always go on dancing
Like we’re dancing tonight
It’s the night before I break your heart
And soon you’ll know at last that you’re unwanted
When you thought you were entrancing
You were never that bright
I do it all for the feeling of it
For the feeling
The feeling
If you only could you’d do the same
The night before I break your heart
Your blinded eyes adore me
You’re relying on the Permanence of passion
In the face of despair
And even in the flashing light
You think that you can see into my soul
Beyond my current sense of fashion
But I am what I wear
I do it all for the feeling of it
As we dance, the music twirls us round
Shows us off as if the world has found
Its faith in love
But the music is as deceived as you are
The night before I break your heart
I’ll savor every second of this final hour
We’re spending here together
We’ll go out in style
How precious is your innocence!
And even though you bore me
And our glory was as fleeting as a feather
I’ll remember your smile
I do it all for the feeling of it
For the feeling, The feeling
If you only could you’d do the same
(Break your heart in two)
Just remember when you curse my name
The only thing I know for sure
The only thing I can’t ignore
I wanna feel it more and more
And that is why the night before I reach my goal
THe night before I crush your soul
I throw myself into the dance
I find the feeling is enhanced
The sweeter it’ll be to see your sorrow
When I break your heart tomorrow.
I’m just feeding my eternal flame
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6. |
Salvation!
03:16
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Your love’s unfairly mine
Unfairly mine
Your love’s unfairly mine
Unfairly mine
I’m the guy
The fires of hell are flaming for
Don’t know why
I got what I was aiming for:
Your love.
For the good man: desolation
For the bad man: salvation!
You know you played your part
You chose my blackened heart
Your love’s unfairly mine
Unfairly mine
Your love’s unfairly mine
Unfairly mine
God decides whom to curse and whom to bless
Why would I surrender what he gave me to possess:
Your love?
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Honk just to say hello
Honk for the joy of noise
Isn’t it nice when good people honk for you?
Honk if you need my help
Honk if you fear a crash
But try not to use your horn as a weapon, please!
I don’t know why I mind at all
But it matters
It matters
Maybe I drive too slow
Maybe you drive too fast
Baby we’re so much more than the way we drive
I don’t know why I mind at all
But it matters
It matters
We’re two strangers in the night (think, think about it)
One and only rendezvous (think, think about it)
You may find it odd,
But I’m a child of God
Aren’t you?
So why did you ruin my life?
Why did you ruin my life
Honk to express desire
Honk to endorse my cause
Honk unto others as you would honk at yourself
I don’t know why I mind at all
But it matters
It matters
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8. |
Meanie
03:30
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You wear the cross of your salvation
Right upon your chest
You used to drive me to damnation
Where I’ll stay unless
You save me from the hell
That you yourself have made
But I’m not leaving
Meanie
You used to be so exciting
When your wit was still biting
When my pride was still black and blue from you
Though I know
I’m not supposed to like trouble
I’m a boy in a bubble
And nothing else will do
Don’t let the sun
Shine through
Preach the savior resurrected
Sing those songs of grace
But you’ll never be selected
At the end of days
The devil’s saying mass
The swine are casting pearls
You won’t deceive me
Meanie
I can forgive all the sinning
If it’s just the beginning
And I suspect it is
Despite your prayers
Meanie
Longing to be elevated
But you’re predestinated
You were made to be mean
So please be mean to me
Does heaven really smile
On girls gone wild gone good
Don’t believe it
Meanie
I can admit I’m addicted
To the pain you’ve inflicted
And I’m sick of His grace
Amazing you
Meanie
Still looking good in a nightie
Reject the Almighty
And go to hell
I mean
Come back to live
With me.
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9. |
I Hate People
03:05
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Hey, I got a secret
Nobody knows it
Come closer
Let me whisper in your ear:
I hate people
Hey, what did you say?
You got a secret?
Nobody knows it
You’re gonna tell me
What you’ve wanted me to hear:
“I hate people”
Hey, so we agree about that
Does that mean we’re in love?
Were we meant to be?
Negative.
I can’t wait til I get home
I hate people
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Imaginary Dancer
03:53
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I saw a movie tonight
I always laugh at the wrong time
I’m sure you’d say to yourself
“Why does he laugh at the wrong time?”
If I have no social grace
Just let me explain
My imaginary dancer
Has been with me so long
I don’t remember
What it was like to be a man in need
Because she reads my mind
And she takes my lead
And to me, she is more than a woman
Sometimes I see through her smile
And I know that I have retreated
She only came to my side
So I wouldn’t feel so defeated
But when I see how people are
I know I can’t complain
My imaginary dancer
Will meet with me tonight
In some enchanted dancing hall where fantasy meets fact
And she will hold me close
Til the lights go black
I’m so lucky I have such a partner
She is words and music
I am skin and bone
But we will dance till doomsday
Thank God I’ll never be alone
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11. |
People To the Power
03:06
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Come on!
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12. |
One Step Away
04:30
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We had to live
So far apart
Your aching heart
My lonely tears
Hungry for love
But mad at fate
We had to wait so many years
For so long I merely dreamed you
Never thought I could be yours
But since you were revealed to me
I don’t dream anymore
One step away
One step away
I believe our love
Is just a step away
But what if we stay
One step away
We’ll curse the day
We ever met
We’ve waited so long
To have this dance
And just one chance
Is all we get
And you’ll be mine forever
Have you heard these words before?
Well, let’s just take that one last step
And I won’t speak anymore
One step away
One step away
I believe our love
Is just a step away
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We are the world
So says the ghetto blaster
If we are, bring Armageddon faster
The weather’s nice
But why are you forecasting
Endless bliss and sunshine everlasting?
Maybe love will last
Til worms devour your shoes
But I just want these names off my tattoos
There’s no time
No time as sweet as goodbye
We are one
That’s what we tell each other
But if we were
There’d be no need to say that
Every heart’s unclean
Every mind’s impure
I can’t wait until you find the cure
There’s no time
No time as sweet as goodbye
The only problem is
We don’t remember this
Forgetting all we know,
We’re doomed to say “hello.”
Hello! How are you?
Go on and chase your dream
Then what will you find
A dream is just a nightmare minus time
So there’s no time
No time as sweet as goodbye
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14. |
It
03:51
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It - is driving me crazy
It - is driving me crazy
Tossing me aside
As I’m hitting my stride
It - what brings us together
What tears us to pieces
Breaking down our pride
Adding us up just to divide
Everybody needs it (Yes, I need it too)
Everybody needs it (Yes, that goes for you)
Everybody needs it
What can we do?
Cuz I don’t want to be
What I really want to be
And I don’t want to sing
I don’t want to sing about
It - is what keeps us going
It - but never arriving
It won’t let us drive
We’re along for the ride
Yo Yo
It - what makes us make music
It - when nobody’s listening
We know this band’s no good
We’d stop playing if we could
Everybody needs it (Yes, I need it too)
Everybody needs it (Yes, that goes for you)
Everybody needs it
What can we do?
Cuz I don’t want to be
What I really want to be
And I don’t want to sing
What I really want to sing
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15. |
Me Is Good Enough For Me
03:16
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Me is good enough for me
It’s all I really need
It’s good enough for me
And me
Is good enough for me
It’s all I really need
It’s good enough for me
In sickness and health
For better, for worse
From cradle to grave
From blessing to curse
You
You tell me what to do
But I’m not gonna listen
Cuz I’m not you
Reach out my hand
Reach out my hand
Other hand’s there!
(Hello, other hand.)
Him
Is good enough for him
But even if it’s not
What is that to me?
One - is wonderful
One - is wonderful
One - is wonderful
One
Wonderful one.
Me
It’s good enough for me
It’s all I really need
It’s good enough for me
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16. |
Gotta Get Rid of Myself
04:21
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There’s a place we can go
Nobody’s on their tippytoe
Do you want to go?
There’s a place where we make sense
Speaking only in the present tense
No consequence
We’ll go, but there’s one little problem…
I’m with me
So I can’t be what you want
But we’re gonna find a solution:
I gotta get rid of myself
Then we’ll be okay
But here we are with this introvert
(Here you are with this introvert)
His terror level: red alert
So he won’t get hurt
(So I won’t get hurt)
So self protective (so self-protective)
And there’s no corrective
Send him back
He’s defective (I’m defective)
But he’s me, and that’s our little problem…
I’m with me
So I can’t be what we want
Me to be
(It’s inconvenient as hell)
But there is a final solution:
I gotta get rid of myself
Then we’ll be okay
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17. |
I Hate People (Reprise)
00:52
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18. |
Good Music
03:45
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Here I am at the rave
It’s a scene from beyond the grave
I don’t know if we’re damned or saved
But at least we’re excited
I’m hanging out by the door
I won’t get on the floor
What did I come here for?
Why was I invited?
Though I’ll stay behind
From the bump and grind
If I could find
Good Music
I would dance
Maybe I’m sick
Or maybe it’s just my shtick
Maybe I’m just a dick
Who doesn’t play well with others
Ah, but what if I’m not
And everything’s gone to rot
And nothing that’s really hot
Is ever discovered?
Though my heart’s resigned
To a nevermind,
If I could find
Good Music,
I would dance
When it comes I want to be there with you
When it comes I want to be there with you
But will you still be dancing?
I’m not gonna volunteer
To hang from the chandelier
But if I hear
Good Music
I’ll dance
If I could hear
Good music,
I would dance
Let me hear
Good Music
And I’ll dance
So keep on dancing
Keep on dancing
I’ll see you in a while
When I’m ready
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The Shut-Ups Atlanta, Georgia
We're a five-piece new-wave power-pop band from Atlanta and Athens, GA and practice daily at 6AM. We do more before 8AM than
most bands do all week.
We're not about Pleasure or Fun. You may enjoy listening to us. You may not. You may pretend to enjoy us because others you respect seem to. They may be pretending, too. In which case you may want to consider what else they're pretending about.
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