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I Was Made For These Times

by The Shut-Ups

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1.
I heard they got a new disease It’s not safe to shoot the breeze And the world ends if you sneeze And they’ve started up a war Over who gets to pretend That there’s a war I was made for these times. No more poets, give us hacks! No more skeptics, give us quacks! Don’t forget who sells the snacks! In all meaningful disputes, Make your case by throwing fruits In ninja suits I was made for these times See, this is how it always feels inside me At war inside my body With peace and love denied me I...I used to look outside with longing Well, it was longing mixed with envy It was envy laced with bitterness Chanting like self-righteous goons Armed with purloined silver spoons They march off to fight cartoons The smirk has stretched beyond my head To the skyline it has spread That’s why I’ve said I was made for these times
2.
I felt it in my bloodstream; I knew it in my head. I said it with my mouth, and then it happened like I said. It’s not that I’m infallible; it’s just I’m never wrong. And this just goes to show what I’ve been saying all along. There’s no counterargument; there’s nothing to debate And whatever happens next will only further demonstrate How right I was before and am right now and will be then And this just goes to show what I have said since way back when When will we learn the truth, of course when I refer to “we” I’m only being modest; I mean everyone but me The least that I can do is put the truth into a song: This just goes to show what I’ve been saying all along Can you hear it? Listen closely now. Everyone is saying this all the time Everyone is singing this song Everyone: This just goes to show what I’ve been saying all along This just goes to show what I’ve been saying all along Everyone! Be quiet, Everyone!
3.
Here’s to the people who think they know What they don’t know I’m singing to you Though you don’t know who you are You’re the ones who Can’t imagine Decent people Could think as you don’t How long will you be simple, simple ones? He was a hero when the world Was black and white He fought his battles And God was on his side. He found it hard to Switch to color Then he died of Complications How long will you be simple, simple ones? You’ve been a victim; been a bully, too Been other things There are no straw men And you’re not made of steel It is hard to Understand them Why assume that It isn’t your fault? How long will you be simple, simple ones?
4.
We feel the urge to sing about the problems in this Day and age we hate them do you hate them too There’s far too many we can’t even count them Much less solve them what is up with all the problems? We were once a band that never sang about the problems We are sorry that was wrong of us we didn’t use our Platform, from now on we’ll sing of nothing else What’s up with all the problems? Social pathological political environmental existential ergonomic epidermic horoscopic systematic Typographic nominal and deadly. But in my dreams… In my dreams It’s the same Pseudo chrono necro onanistic Microscopic euphemistic Anti meta histrionic Pre traumatic monotonic Sycophantic transatlantic And semantic You can do your part to raise awareness interrupt Whatever’s going on with people, lift your voice And point your finger, call them names and Beat them up then say what’s up with all the problems
5.
Maybe I’m devious Maybe I’m insecure and shallow Maybe Maybe I spoil myself Maybe I live for my own belly I have one saving grace And it helps me get by I’m really good on the issues I’ll slow you down If you should put me on a project Maybe Then I will whine at you Over every inconvenience But the world is convinced I’m a hell of a guy I’m really good on the issues Racism Fascism Any isms It’s simple: go online Pick a side and learn what it thinks Wish painful death upon Those who think what it does not think When you’re wrong, just erase Any trace of the crime I’m really good on the issues
6.
Will there come a time When we realize We have been kidding ourselves when we say That the fate of the world’s in our hands And we know exactly what to do If we really wanted to The truth is we have no clue If we can help at all It’s only at the margin Get small We can barely see Past our fingertips So if something should happen to change We may not even notice it has Or if a change is good or not Is it really good or not? Face it, we don’t know squat And we work out our will Only at the margin But still... I think that you should do what you do best Put down the megaphone and get some rest I know you want to do much more radical things What would you do if you could? And how would you know you should? If you’ve got an axe, chop wood If you’re in a band, get good You’ll have enough to do And I’ll be at the margin With you

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The least helpful political album ever made.

REVIEWS

"If there's one thing that stands out about this band most it is their strangely hilarious sense of humor…It shouldn't take long for anyone to realize that lyrics play a huge part in this band's overall image and sound. Plenty of tongue-in-cheek references that should send most intelligent people into hysterics. If you get very tired of all the super samey dull lyrics splattered throughout most band discographies, these guys' clever wordplay will be a welcome and refreshing change of pace…While there are plenty of laughs here, it should be noted that this is not a joke band. The songs are solid and genuine and will hold up to unlimited spins. Yet another hit from this supremely intelligent band. Recommended. Top pick." – Babysue (www.lmnop.com/2021-April-LMNOP-dONW7.html#anchor51229)

"This sharp collection of six tracks, both as stand-alone songs and especially in the context of the past year or so, does a nice job of skewering the culture at large from multiple angles. Not that one should expect any less from the band: They’ve always crafted sharped-tongued power pop. The tunes function both as entertainment and as a lyric delivery system, so much so that it’s difficult to imagine the band at all without their poignant words. To wit, 'It’s not that I’m infallible; it’s just I’m never wrong,' from the record’s stand-out song 'This Just Goes To Show.'" – Flagpole (flagpole.com/music/threats-and-promises/2021/01/27/gary-eddys-introspective-psych-folk-and-more-music-news-and-gossip/)

Don Condescending has a lot on his mind and you’re gonna hear about it ([whether] you want to or not)…Only 6 songs here, but the band makes the most of those cuts opening with the Gary Numan-ish title track and then slipping right into the even more robotic “This Just Goes to Show.” The awesomely-titled “How Long Will You Be Simple, Simple Ones?” is less synth and more guitar and, dare I say, almost tender – despite Condescending calling out at least part of the population of his home state. That kicks right into the killer “What’s Up With All the Problems?” (with its most interesting cadence)…If you don’t bother to listen Condescending will get you…he will). Just enjoy the damn record, people. – Dagger ‘Zine (daggerzine.tumblr.com/post/647723381662400512/the-shut-ups-i-was-made-for-these-times-stuff)

"Like most Shut-Ups endeavors, it’s an acquired taste but if you’re into power-pop with a snarky edge, check out I Was Made for These Times." – Athens Music Junkie (athensmusicjunkie.com/2021/01/04/forward-forecast-2021/)

credits

released December 30, 2020

Recorded Fall 2020 at Japanski Recording Studio and elsewhere.
Mastered Dec 2020 at Chase Park Transduction by Jason NeSmith.
Produced by Don Condescending and Jason NeSmith.
Engineered by Jason NeSmith, Matt Tamasin and the musicians.

Don Condescending: Vocals, Keyboards, Guitar
Ben Spraker: Vocals, Guitar
Thad Thompson: Bass Guitar
Jason NeSmith: Drums

Steel Guitar by John Neff.
Background Vocals by the band, Kay Stanton and five Condescendings (Wendy, Zoe, Phoebe, Max and David).

Cover illustration and album design by Jen Carter (jbcidentity.com).

All songs by Don Condescending, ©+P 2020 Down Syndrome Superhero Music (ASCAP) except "This Just Goes to Show" by Don Condescending and Jason NeSmith, ©+P 2020 Down Syndrome Superhero Music (ASCAP) and Lepidoptera Music (BMI).

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The Shut-Ups Atlanta, Georgia

We're a five-piece new-wave power-pop band from Atlanta and Athens, GA and practice daily at 6AM. We do more before 8AM than most bands do all week.

We're not about Pleasure or Fun. You may enjoy listening to us. You may not. You may pretend to enjoy us because others you respect seem to. They may be pretending, too. In which case you may want to consider what else they're pretending about.
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